I stole this from ~littlemissmaturity and she said that she wanted me to do Matt and Kirika. Of course I said yes. Their relationship has soooo many issues but I kind of think that'll make their answers better then my other... um... three couples from Vanguard?


First, pick your couple.

Kirika Yamada-Albrecht and her sexy suspendered friend... Matthew Colborne

Answer the following questions from the guy's perspective (or, in the case of same sex couples, the one who wears the pants in the relationship or whoever you want to go first…)

Matt:

1. What exactly was it about this partner that he was attracted to?
Wow, way to start with the hardest question. Kirika is just one of those girls... you know the ones that repulse you so much that they draw you in? She's really feisty and stuck up and also has a tendency to annoy me more so then anyone I've ever met, but I've got to say... I could actually care less. All that... and she's the most attractive girl I've ever seen before

2. So, here's a scenario for you: some guy is hitting relentlessly on your significant other? What do you do?
Hahah, I wouldn't need to do anything! Kirika's... how do you say... wonderful personality would scare them off for me. Plus I've flirted with plenty of other girls in Kirika's presence. We've come to an understanding.

3. Where did they take their significant other to on their first date? Details plz!
I can't say that we actually had a first date, I mean, when we first met the world as we knew it had just been thrown into war and, well, we were just trying to survive. I guess the first time we ever spent together where both of us knew what the other felt and were in agreement with that was that day where we kissed in the top of that tree. That was a day that I'll never forget.

4. So, do you think of yourself as possessive?
The opposite. Kirika thinks I'm a little too loose about our relationship, actually

5. Do you regret taking in your significant other?
Hahahahaha, um, is she going to read this?

6. Any angry Ex's we need to be aware of?
Kirika... doesn't seem the type to have many ex's... I think I'll be quite safe for now. Though, she on the other hand, might want to watch her back...

7. What physical traits do you find most attractive about your significant other?
Oooh... I'm not sure. Where Kirika lacks in the charm department she makes up for double in looks. Of course, this isn't the only reason I love her, I mean, I can't get over how smart and witty she is and how sometimes in those rare moments of genuineness she can say the nicest things... but damn, have you seen those curves?

8. Are they hot?
Did you read any of the last question? Or are you illiterate? It's okay if you are, I'm only semi-literate myself. I'll say it again just in case... Yes. Kirika is hot. Very, very hot.

9. Do you think YOU'RE hot?
I don't even have to think about it, I already know for certain that I am

10. Have you met your significant other's family?  What was the outcome of that meeting if you have?
I've met her mom once. That was the most awkward situation of my life. For everyone the first time you meet your significant other's parents is awkward, but I think it multiplies by 5 if they are the most well to do people you have ever met, you happen to be the reason their daughter didn't come home for a month, and you may not have bathed in... a very long while.

Alright, now we're going to let the women answer some questions! (Or the one who's not um…wearing the pants in the relationship…)

Kirika:

11. So, having read the above questions, what do you think about the way you're significant other answered them?
I just want to start off by saying that we have not come to any understandings regarding his flirtations. But I'm very flattered that not only he finds me... attractive, but he thinks I have potential to be charming. And I also want to say that YES MATT I DID READ THIS NOW WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TO ANSWER TO NUMBER 5?!

12. Okay, so some young, supple woman is hitting on your man.  What do you do?
Probably just fume in the corner. It has happened before. But that time he flirted back... then I slapped him. Funny, because we weren't actually a couple at that time

13. Where do you like your significant other to take you on dates?
Anywhere... as long as it's not the sewer. Really, I've honestly seen enough of that place for a lifetime. My favourite date we ever went on... if you can even call them dates... would be tied between when he took me to Lower Market Street and I rode the public City bus for the first time... Or when we kissed in that tree.

14. What is one thing you wish you could change about your significant other?
I would make him never, ever have to urge to flirt with another girl. Ever.

15. Disregarding the laws of physics, nature, and gravity… what would the children of you and your significant other be like?
Well, they would be tall like him, for sure, but they would certainly not be as scrawny as he is. I'd want them to have is gorgeous sapphire eyes, not my brown ones. But their hair would have to be dark brown and thick, since we share that quality.

16. As a follow up to the above question, do you want kids?
Not really. Kids are annoying and the idea of actually you know, doing what it takes to have one kind of scares me.

17. So…. Who is really in charge of the two of you ^_~
Me, of course. Did you really have to ask?

18. So, have you or are you living together? If not, would you want to? If you are, are you happy?
We are, in a way, considering that we travel everywhere together. But when you're on the run you don't really live anywhere; there isn't anywhere you call home, so I hope that one day we'll get to settle down somewhere, as cheesy as that may sound.

19. So, what do you like most about your significant other?
There's so much that I like about him, but I'd have to say his suaveness and his nonchalance. He can go anywhere and do anything and still he manage to make it look like he's going for a walk in the park! To this day it still amazes me.

20. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Chocolate is so rare and hard to find... I just love it!


Alright, so now you get to answer some questions together!  This should be fun…

21. Alright… what movies do you enjoy watching together and why?
K: We've never actually watched a film together, have we?
M: No, we haven't... I haven't actually seen many at all...
K: I think if we did we'd probably find ourselves laughing and talking and throwing popcorn at one another throughout the entirety of it.

22. So…what would be your nightmare date? ^^
K: The one where Robyn and Raz come with us.
M: Now Kirika, don't be homophobic!
K: I'M NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC! I JUST HATE ROBYN!
M: My idea of a nightmare date would be trapped up in a Citier prison.
K: Okay, yeah, I'm with you on that one.

23. Okay, as a follow up to the question above, what would be your dream date?
K: Somewhere where we can just be alone and together.
M: Somewhere where we can be safe and not have to worry, if only for a little while.
K: Somewhere where we don't have to hid our identities from the rest of the world.
M: Somewhere with a bed
K: EWW WHAT THE HELL YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF THING MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

24. AWKWARD QUESTION TIME~! <3 How is your love life? (No graphic details plz…)
M: Well, I usually have to do most of the initiating, Kirika's not really into that sort of thing...
K: SHUT UP!
M: I find though, that if I start us off she can get really fierce...
K: DO NOT MAKE ME PUNCH YOU!
M: And she seems to be a lot more physical on Sundays...
K: MATTHEW COLBORNE! YOU ARE A PERVERT IF I HAVE EVER HEARD OF ONE.

25. So, what are your plans for the future?
K: Well... we haven't really thought about the future much...
M: Yeah, we're a little too busy trying to live to see another day.
K: But... I don't know... I might like to get, um, married one day?
M: To me?
K: Who else? The dog?
M: And... she ruins a the moment... again...

26. MOAR AWKWARD QUESTIONS~! <3 What lies have you told your significant other?
M: Well, I told her that I wasn't a virgin once...
K: WAIT. SO YOU ARE?!
M: Why does that surprise everyone so much?

27. Do y'all go on group dates?
K: The choice of people to go on group dates with around here... isn't so great... Also, please don't say "y'all" if you value the state of your face.

28. So, dates aside, what is your favorite thing to do together?
K: I don't really know... I just like... sort of knowing he's around. It's a nice feeling.
M: I... um... I...
K: Come on, spit it out.
M: I really like watching her sleep.
K: You... what?!
M: I know it sounds creepy... but you look so innocent when you sleep. I feel like I should protect you, I forget all the nasty stuff you've ever called me and... I never want to leave.
K: Oh, Matt, I love you!

29. Okay, second to last question.  You're almost done!!!!   Are you and your significant other polar opposites, or do you 'click'?
K: Polar opposites.
M: We're actually really similar, Kirika.
K: What?! We are not! I for one, am a well-bred lady of class, whereas you are a worthless little urchin.
M: That uppity attitude of yours is the only that makes us different, luv.

30. DANANANAAAAAA~! The last question! Alright, we're wrapping things up! AND THE FINAL QUESTION IS: Who are you tagging to do this quiz? (…we totally did not run out of ideas or anything like that…)
Both: WE TAG...

Avner and Linnet
Kinsley and Ming-Hao
Rozetta and Timmothy
Lewis and Melody
Rin and Skade
Samira and Kit
Alex and Cas... I would say Gibson and Yates, but something tells me they aren't a couple